Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas?
oh my god
get’s funnier when you realize that fruit are plant overies
stOP IT STop ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT FRUIT AGAIN YOU DO REALISE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS
I WANNA KISS YOU BUT YOU’RE FAR AWAY AND IT MAKES IT KINDA HARD TO DO THAT
IGNORE ME ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
[starts crying]
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
(Source: lipgallagher)
Tomorrow is senior prom. Everyone is super duper excited. And then there’s me.
I just hope that I’m not being annoying and that everyone won’t hate me…
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
*Fudgsicle is misspelled on purpose because it’s funny when people say it that way.
man how fucked up would it be if boners didn’t extend away from you but went inverse inside of u instead
this is why you shouldn’t let me on here while drunk